We Will Love You Even If

We Will Love You Even If:

• you pull all your sheets off your bed when we ask you to make it
• you kick or put your feet on the back of our seat in the car
• you lie to us
• you yell, "I hate you!"
• you turn the lights on and off
• you slam the door
• you push the table away (into others) when you are unhappy
• you pee on the carpet
• you smear feces on the wall
• you pull all of our books off the shelf
• you cough and sneeze in our face
• you kick the wall
• you go slow just to make us late
• Sarah starts copying you
• Sarah starts slurring her words 
• Sarah adds "y" to the end of all her nouns (drinky, shirty, etc)
• Sarah starts using inappropriate language

We will fight to love you.  Even when it isn't easy.